iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

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muertosiro:

tsunderisse:

emmathing:

IS THAT A DR WHO REFERENCE

no. a 41 year old man in japan does not watch your awful british children’s television. shut the fuck up

The best comment I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

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“Un seguro es el mejor trato del mundo, si me lastimo me pagan… y vaya que yo me lastimo”

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hakureiryuu:

myscratchypencil:

basically the tenth doctor

there is literally nothing else you need to know about him

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theclearlydope:

Cruisin’ down the street in my six-fo.

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